summer is coolio's. not to mention a ninja

There is this girl in my class called summer, shes sooo awesome!
she is a true ninja; like, she knows all the meanest moves such as rise of the leaping dragon, and other illegal ninja moves from the goverment. she has mastered the nun chucks and is almost "one" with the throwing stars, shes as quick as a mexican walking fish crossed with a penguin. when not putting her ninja qualities to good use, summer has a smooth desguise as an innocent school girl, she has everybody wrapped around her finger - though her feeble class mates have nooo ideaaaa...

..she is sly and cunning, has maaagical teeth that magnets stick too = o ....and, through natural instinct, dislikes pirates ...

i wish i was summer, i mean im pretty sure everybody does *has an accidental coughing fit*..
anyway, i reackon (this is just a sneaky suspision) that behind closed doors summer actually is a racing car...still a ninja..but a racing car ninja, you know what i mean?...well, personally i dont care if you dont know because, there was this once..i was casually strutting through summers classroom when, i spied a hair...it was that of a ninjas...so i took the preciouse thing home and cloned summer... now i am the luckiest and happiest boy/girl in the world..

the end.