woof! im a fish <>< : part two

My name is Billy, I am a fish, and I like to say woof...
I have no brothers, sister, nor do I have parents. I was not born but zapped into existence...

to be continued later....


[later]


Have you ever swam around your living room, trying not to get wet; and if you do get wet...your like, out?... and maybe, just because you could, tried to go a day without drinking water even though you live in it?... or once, spent 17 hours and 38 seconds trying to bite your tail, but never once succeeding?... as much as I'd like to hear you say yes, I'd like to hear you not lie to me more. So no. You haven't. Well, I have...
And just so you know; i am not mentally retarded, nor am i psychotic. just... different.

So anyway, my favourite food is pancake.Though I've never tried it before. I just know it is, that's how i was programmed.
That's another thing. How do I know I was programmed? Well realistically the only answer is I don't. But then again, realistically, would a fish ever say woof? I mean meow, sure... but woof? And when you put it like that, who's to say i am not psychotic? I mean I sure as hell wouldn't own up to it if i were. And if you were to even explore the possibility aloud to me, i might even throw a chair at you.

-[billy the fish who says woof lives happily ever after]-



p.s.
Billy the fish who likes to say woof remembered that he did have siblings and parents and in fact he had tried pancakes before. An honest mistake. Billy is sincerely sorry.

the end. ^_^

Harrow =]

Hi, my name is candice! [yay] =]
I go to Coley Street School Foxton.
Im in room1, which is probaly the best. =]

i played soccer last night

last night i played twilight soccer
we only just had enough players
i scored the only goal for our team

by luke

woof! im a fish <><

My name is Billy, I am a fish, and I like to say woof...
i have no brothers, sister, nor do i have parents. i was not born but zapeed into existance...

to be continued later....

Harrow =]

Hi, my name is Shannon! [yay] =]
I go to coley street School FOXTON.
Im in room1, which is probably the best. =]

leviathan

take a look at leviathan its boring but will ad more posts

this is my fav youtube video "cows with guns"

cows with guns

click on the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkHCDkYkYnk

hahahahahaah funny ay rate out of ten in the coments

Terrorism

Gunfire everywhere
AK-47,rifles,machine guns
Twin towers go down
Hijacking, Murder
Bombs away
Missiles and explosions
War ridden places
Iraq, Baghdad and Lebanon
Hate, suffering
Death, sadness
Bid for world peace
When will it stop?

Hi i'm Luke

Hi my name is Luke. I like to play sport like soccer,hockey,and b-ball.
I enjoy playing ps2 and pc games.
my favourite band is Linkin Park.My favourite song is no more sorrow.
I go out shooting with my dad ,we shoot rabbits, ducks, magpies,and possums.
I like to climb and jump things.
My friend Dillon gave me a stupid nickname "Duck"
I also like to swim and hang out with my friends.
My friend Liam is cool he is also my cousin.
I really enjoy the out doors.

charlie

(:Micaela and Monique:)

Hi we are the stunning Micaela and Monique...

Micaela: play's TWILIGHT hockey and is a crosscountry champion...

Monique: play's hockey and soccer also twilight for both...

We have loads of friends like Candice, Summer and Shannon and loads more...

We enjoy outdoors and not staying in a classroom all day.

We get illegal ninja move teaching from summer......but not as good!!

Anyways we have to get ninja move teaching right now we are learning the FLYING DRAGON and the MONKEY SLAP!!

*TAHTAH*

this is a story i wrote about a monster called the "blood angel"

The Blood Angel

It was another normal day at grandma’s house. My friend Matt and I were listening to my grandma’s mumbo jumbo stories. She was telling the one about ‘The blood angel.’ She kept telling us the story was true but I didn’t believe her. She was being so annoying that I decided to go to the place where the blood angel hangs out.

We headed off to Black Water Village and when we arrived there it was 12:01 and we found that the place was deserted. We looked around and there was no sign of any living things even though the village was still in perfect condition. The dust was everywhere and a bright blue moon shone down on the old ragged buildings. One of the building stood apart from the others as there was no dust anywhere to be seen.

I told Matt to have a look in the surrounding buildings and check if there was anything in them. I walked in to the dark gloomy room then Matt ran in. ‘There was nothing’ he said ‘Arghhh’

I turned around and he was gone then I heard manic laughter from up stairs. Dare I go upstairs I though to myself. I wanted to go upstairs but I wanted to find Matt first. I started to yell “Matt, Matt this isn’t funny Matt” but still he did not call back. I walked back inside

‘Boo’ Matt shouted jumping out from behind a barrel.

“Arghhh” I went to throw a punch at him but I realised who it was and stopped
“Ha-ha the look on your face was priceless, I don’t understand why anyone would leave a place like this there’s nothing wrong with it” said Matt.

‘Muhahaha’ it was that manic laughter again I was starting to think it was someone trying to pull a prank on us. Then out of nowhere a creature so sinister and forcible appeared. It had a red glowing skull with no skin to be seen and torn clothing. Within its belligerent eyes was a dark, dark evil which was about to tear open my delicate skin with his ancient corroded sword. We sprinted for our lives but to no prevail. I saw granny with some old black tribal grail and I thought to myself what is up with that? She jumped about 10 metres into thin air and the fight was on.

First granny hit the creature and some blue dust bounced of it and there was something about those numb-chucks that wasn’t right. Boom! Bang! Smash! Thump! Granny was down for the count and the creature was walking closer to her so I rushed over to protect her from it.
“Stay away, stay away from her you beast” I yelled as I grabbed the grail and started to hit him. I felt a power flow through me and I felt like superman I jumped from side to side hitting and jabbing at him.

With one final blow using all my power I hit him to the ground. I felt so tired that I fainted and the next thing I knew I woke up in bed at granny’s house. I jumped up and asked if granny was OK? She walked in and I felt relief flow through my body. She told me what I had done and that it was a very brave thing.

45 years later I was telling the same story to people all around the world just like you.

by christopher brooker

(c) this story is copy right so u cant copy it with out my permission

Room1

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summer is coolio's. not to mention a ninja

There is this girl in my class called summer, shes sooo awesome!
she is a true ninja; like, she knows all the meanest moves such as rise of the leaping dragon, and other illegal ninja moves from the goverment. she has mastered the nun chucks and is almost "one" with the throwing stars, shes as quick as a mexican walking fish crossed with a penguin. when not putting her ninja qualities to good use, summer has a smooth desguise as an innocent school girl, she has everybody wrapped around her finger - though her feeble class mates have nooo ideaaaa...

..she is sly and cunning, has maaagical teeth that magnets stick too = o ....and, through natural instinct, dislikes pirates ...

i wish i was summer, i mean im pretty sure everybody does *has an accidental coughing fit*..
anyway, i reackon (this is just a sneaky suspision) that behind closed doors summer actually is a racing car...still a ninja..but a racing car ninja, you know what i mean?...well, personally i dont care if you dont know because, there was this once..i was casually strutting through summers classroom when, i spied a hair...it was that of a ninjas...so i took the preciouse thing home and cloned summer... now i am the luckiest and happiest boy/girl in the world..

the end.

all about me (liam0)

Hi im Liam my favourite sport is hockey and soccer. I like to play playstation my favourite game is Conflict desertstorm 2 .
Im short and humorous. I have friends *tehe*. I can fly .......................................when i jump out off trees . I like music by linkin park bleed it out. My friend weedle he funny *tehe*. I hate to read its so boring unless its non fiction and has pictures . I have green eyes .I went sailing once and been in a flying helicopter. IVE been to the top off the north Island its very cold and windy
up there. lollipops taste good, my favourit food is spaghhetti meatballs. so thats me i have a pretty boring life dont you think