woof! im a fish <>< : part two

My name is Billy, I am a fish, and I like to say woof...
I have no brothers, sister, nor do I have parents. I was not born but zapped into existence...

to be continued later....


[later]


Have you ever swam around your living room, trying not to get wet; and if you do get wet...your like, out?... and maybe, just because you could, tried to go a day without drinking water even though you live in it?... or once, spent 17 hours and 38 seconds trying to bite your tail, but never once succeeding?... as much as I'd like to hear you say yes, I'd like to hear you not lie to me more. So no. You haven't. Well, I have...
And just so you know; i am not mentally retarded, nor am i psychotic. just... different.

So anyway, my favourite food is pancake.Though I've never tried it before. I just know it is, that's how i was programmed.
That's another thing. How do I know I was programmed? Well realistically the only answer is I don't. But then again, realistically, would a fish ever say woof? I mean meow, sure... but woof? And when you put it like that, who's to say i am not psychotic? I mean I sure as hell wouldn't own up to it if i were. And if you were to even explore the possibility aloud to me, i might even throw a chair at you.

-[billy the fish who says woof lives happily ever after]-



p.s.
Billy the fish who likes to say woof remembered that he did have siblings and parents and in fact he had tried pancakes before. An honest mistake. Billy is sincerely sorry.

the end. ^_^